Terms & Conditions
Terms & Conditions
Welcome to Dirty Dog Clothing — we make gear for people who bust their ass for a living. Before you load up your cart and check out, these are the rules of the road. By using our site or buying our gear, you’re agreeing to this. Don’t like it? No one’s forcing you to be here.
Dirty Dogs
You must be 18 or older, or at least have a responsible adult ready to pay for your shit. No minors sneaking orders on daddy's card. Play it straight.
Payments
We take major credit cards, PayPal, and whatever else is listed at checkout. You pay when you order — no “pay me Tuesday” B.S. If your payment doesn’t go through, your order doesn’t either. Simple as that.
Product Availability & Changes
Stuff moves fast around here. If something sells out, tough luck. We can update prices, product info, or pull listings off the site anytime — without notice. If we screw up a price or a description, we’ll fix it. Don’t cum cryin' bout uh typo; it happen.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping and returns are covered in our Shipping Policy and Returns Policy. Read them. Don’t email us asking the same damn question that’s already answered.
Intellectual Property
The name, the logo, the badass designs — it’s all ours. Don’t steal our shits. We worked hard to build this brand, and we’ll protect it however we need to. We wouldn't come on your job and steal your tools.
Accounts & Termination
If you create an account, don’t be an idiot — protect your password. If we catch you screwing around — fraud, abuse, trolling, whatever — we’ll shut your job down. No warning, no apologies.
Warranties & Liability
Our gear’s built tough, but nothing’s indestructible — not even you. We’re not liable for any dumbass misuse of our stuff or for any crap that happens while using the website. Use common sense and don’t do anything you’d be embarrassed to tell your crew about.
Changes to These Terms
We can change this page anytime we damn well please. If we do, we might let you know — or not. Keep shopping? That means you’re cool with it.
Got a Problem?
Reach out to dirtydogclothes@gmail.com. We’ll deal with it — fast and fair — unless you’re just being a pain in the ass.