Ever wake up feeling like you just clawed your way out of the grave? Yeah, us too. This tee was made for the mornings after — when your head's pounding, your coffee's black, and your patience is six feet under. Nothing says “I’m here — now fuck off” quite like it. Perfect for hangovers, hard days, and not giving a damn.
 

Product features
100% USA cotton, soft enough for even the worst hangovers
Classic fit made for crawling out of bed, a coffin, or last night’s mistakes
Made for the bold, the broken, and the barely-alive
 
 

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat