This ain't your average baby onesie. Made from soft-as-a-puppy premium cotton, it’s tough enough for diaper chaos, nap attacks, and job site fights. With a bold brand built for little legends, this bodysuit’s made for new arrivals with pre callused hands. Whether it’s a baby shower gift or your kid’s first fit, this one’s all bark, no fluff.

Product features

100% cotton—soft as baby shit, strong for the chaos 
Side seams add backbone, keeping it shaped up through every blowout and breakdown. 
Ribbed knit binding gives stretch where it counts, no stiff crap here.
Snap closures match the fabric and keep changes fast—because time ain't cheap and diapers stink.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron