This shirt doesn’t whisper — it barks. The “I’m Wet” Tee is for the bold, the filthy, and the ones who don’t give a damn what anyone thinks. Whether it’s sweat, rain, or beer, you stay soaked and still show up. This shirt’s not just a joke — it’s a lifestyle.
 
100% USA cotton and ready to get dirty
Bold front print for maximum chaos
Classic fit with jobsite comfort
Soft, durable, and built for long days and longer nights
Every shirt sold helps rescue real dirty dogs
 
Warning: May cause double takes, laughter, and raised eyebrows. Wear it anyway.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat